"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
I don’t need that sees what’s good about me. I need someone that sees the bad and still wants me.
Unknown (via zodiaccity)
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
And doing so with as much pomp and swagger as a tortoise race can possibly hold.
Oh my god that’s adorable
Dressing up is like masturbation, I do it for myself and if it turns you on, that’s fine, but this is for me and you’re not invited.
I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.
I have broken the oath to myself.
I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.
But this must be done.
gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„
THE KITTEN SAYS MOMMA AFTER IT GETS HUGGED
omg my eyes.. my eyes